I Wanted a Trip to The Beach….He Wanted This

For those of you who know me, you know that I “live for the BEACH”.  Any beach.  I don’t care.  Really.

Just pick one and I’ll go.  Only one problem.

I live in Colorado.  sigh.

I am crazy about the beach.  And everyone knows it.  It’s time to go there. 

But wait.  He wants something else.  How could anyone want anything more than the beach?  I don’t get it.
To make a long story short, I wanted the beach….he wanted this…..

He says, “honey, this isn’t just any mower.  This is a John Deere.”  Really?  I would have never guessed it.
“And it’s not just any John Deere.  It’s a 26 horsepower.” 
Nice.  I am impressed. 
 “It’s got a 54 inch mowin’ deck.”
“Shoot, honey, this bad boy will mow a 1/2 acre in one swipe.”
 “And look, there’s a cup holder.”
” You can put on your swimsuit, fix a margarita, and put on headphones and listen to some of that island music you like.”
” While you’re mowin’.   It’ll be just like being at the beach.”
Oh yeah.  Just like the beach.  I can’t wait. 
He is so thoughtful.  Always thinking of me.  It was so sweet of him to get the one with cupholder.  Just for me and my margarita. 
ps.  I am still going to the beach.


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