Don’t get me wrong. I love the country.
I really do.
I love not having neighbors.
Unless, I need a cup of sugar.
Or a teaspoon of vanilla.
Another reason I enjoy not having neighbors is….I love the idea of being able to get into the hot tub naked as a jay bird.
We have not actually done that, but it’s just nice to know…we can if we ever want to!
So, I guess the country life really is for me. And the only way they could get me back to town is… well….kicking and screaming.
If it wasn’t for the need of milk and toilet paper, I would probably never go to town.
Well, and coffee.
And Bud Light.