Eleven Things I Have Learned In 2011

It’s only thirteen days into the new year, and I have already learned a lot!

  1. Wranglers really is a redneck at heart.  He cracks me up everyday.
  2. I can fall in love with a coffee pot.  Keurig, I love you.
  3. The appendix is on the right, yet they remove it from an incision on the left.  Weird.
  4. I can only tolerate two milligrams of morphine at any given time. 
  5. Wranglers is better at cleaning house, cooking, and laundry, than I am.  Honey, you have a new job.
  6. I love, love, love, being spoiled rotten.
  7. I am not a hypochondriac.
  8. I want to live in Hawaii.  (Actually…I knew that in 2010, 2009, 2008, 2007, 2006,….)
  9. This year, I am getting dangerously close to turning 50.
  10. Refer to #8.
  11. After watching House Hunters International, if #8 and #10 don’t work out, the Virgin Islands will do.


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