Ten Things. Or Maybe Twelve…Or Thirteen.
Here’s the deal.
My poor little blonde brain is fried.
And this is what goes through a fried brain.
1. I can’t find my car keys. I borrowed Wrangler’s set, but…eventually he is gonna want them back.
The truth is….he doesn’t know that I lost mine, OR, that I borrowed his.
2. I haven’t even looked for the lost keys. I’m afraid to empty my purse.
3. It’s wheat harvest in our community, and I don’t know if I’m coming…or going.
4. My pants keep getting tighter…this really confuses me.
5. Wranglers says a lot of things confuse me.
6. I wore my hair in a ponytail and baseball cap everyday this week. I hope what they say about
balding and caps isn’t true.
7. Our grocery store had only two heads of lettuce yesterday…this confuses me.
8. Recently I tried to lose ten pounds. Instead, I gained three…and, this confuses me.
9. I love living in the country. But I think I want to become a hippy and live on the beach.
10. I almost bought a Harley Davidson two weeks ago. It’s on my bucket list.
11. Ok. I know I said ten things. But this is good therapy. And…I’m on a roll.
12. It’s quite possible that getting closer to my fiftieth birthday is making me a little off in the head.
Like, I’m not firing on all cylinders.
13. Ok. I’ll stop.
Love,
Confused
THE END.
10 Comments
TexWisGirl
oh, darcie! you're in a world of hurt! i can feel your pain (as i'm about to turn 49). even if i'm brunette.
Julie Tucker-Wolek
Fun list!!! That's a lot to be confused about 🙂
dcash
Haha! The scary thing is….that was only my small list!
MTWaggin
We are all confused. 50 is no biggy – just did mine in the Spring and so far it's been fabulous. I'm of the mind it is going to be the best last 1/2 century of my life!
dcash
Yes! Fabulous at 50!!!
pattisjarrett
Enjoyed your list. 🙂 It happens to the best of us. But this too, shall pass–or we won't be able to remember it!
dcash
Haha! In my case…I won't remember it:)
Hotly Spiced
I do hope the keys turn up. How frustrating. And it happens to me too. And I'm sure it's because I see 50 hurtling towards me to. I just don't want to go there! xx
thesedaysofmine.com
Cute! But confusing….!
After another early morning trip to the beach this morning,I'm ready to live on the beach too –
Teresa
After reading this, it reminded me why I joined your blog! hahaha! I turned 50 this year. Normally I never know how old I am. I didn't forget this year! Well it is better to be 50 than the alternative! 🙂
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